Is Your Back Against The Wall?

Remember Your Economic Stimulus Payment?




This year, taxpayers will received an Economic Stimulus Payment.

This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format:



Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.


Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.

Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen.

Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, or a new computer, thus stimulating the economy.

Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?
A. Shut up.

If You Are A Woman; You Are A 'Life' Sister

God doesn't give you the people you want,

He gives you the people you NEED

To help you, to hurt you, to leave you,

to love you and to make you,

into the person you were meant to be.

Dear God:

The lady reading this is beautiful,

classy and strong,

and I love her.

Help her live her life to the fullest.

Please promote her and cause her to excel above her expectations.

Help her shine in the darkest places,

where it is impossible to love.

Protect her at all times,

lift her up when she needs you the most,

and let her know when she walks with you,

She will always be safe.

Love you Sis!!!!